Johnny Catbiscuit to the Rescue! — Michael Cox

One day, 12-year-old Wayne is approached by Animal Protection Man, who offers Wayne the chance to take over from him in saving animals from terrible fates. From now on, Wayne Bunn will be known as JOHNNY CATBISCUIT! And there's no time to lose, because the evil Doctor Septic has imprisoned many cute, fluffy, and helpless animals in his laboratory. So off Johnny goes to get the baddies, with a wham and a pow and a sharp look in Lycra outfits. Can he save the day?