Thrumm — Martin Edwards

Kevin Jones knows that he is destined for greater things than football, drinking and the backseat of his red Cortina - but he doesn't expect what destiny has in mind for him. Particularly when destiny comes in the shape of a talking Guernsey cow. Thrumm knows that he is destined for more than being a (cow-shaped) lapdog to the insane Chancellor, Legs Eleven Stroob, but somehow things never go quite to plan. It's all to do with a crazy computer, football results and a certain popular Earth game... An hilarious take on alien encounters, and a satirical comment on bureaucracy, Thrumm is a fast, sexy tale of intergalactic gender confusion, mad cowboys and Bingo. Well, how else are you going to explain the meaning of life?