How To Tell If Your Parents Are Aliens — Louis Phillips

WARNING:
THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE THAT ONE OR BOTH OF YOUR PARENTS COMES FROM OUTER SPACE

For every kid who suspects that his parents may actually be creatures from outer space -- a complete guide for uncovering the terrible truth. Written by an alien seeking political asylum on Earth, it reveals the Top Secrets of parental aliens and gives practical advice on:

• How to launch an investigation without arousing suspicion
• How to protect yourself from a sneak alien attack in your own home
• Trick questions to determine if your parents are aliens...or simply weird
• What to do if you find out you are actually living with creatures from outer space

AND MUCH MORE

LEARN THE TRUTH - AND TAKE IMMEDIATE ACTION!