This Little Piggy Wound Up Dead — Lilly York

Somebody smoked the wrong pig Willow, Steve, and Embry team up to win the city's annual Barbecue Competition. Camping out isn't all it's cracked up to be. As Willow is coercing her 40 something year old body to make the trek to the bathroom for her morning rituals, she finds herself a witness to the local bad boy twirling on a rotisserie. She vows she won't get involved. Yeah, like that happens. Her gut tells her the young man arrested is not the right guy. It's not long before she's being serenaded by an opera wannabe, mistaken for a homeless person, and being chased by Mexicans toting guns, all in the name of justice.