Man Candy — Lawrence Kelter

Hi All: Frank Mango here. I just dropped by to tell you about my most recent case.
It was a typical summer afternoon in LA, 104 in the shade and enough humidity to peel wallpaper. I was at the town pool when a dear friend asked me to look into a suspicious death at the marina. The details of the case reminded me of Natalie Wood's death--it had all the elements: treachery, deceit, and yes, the body of a beautiful woman was found aboard a millionaire's pleasure ship.
I hope you'll drop whatever you're doing to read this one.
I personally certify this story to be LYAO funny.