Sunburn — Laurence Shames

When Vincente Delgatto, an aging Mafia godfather, heads down to I Key West to spend time with his half-Jewish bastard son, Joey Goldman, hee thinks that the worst thing that can happen is that he'll get a little too much sun....

But it's other people who get burned. Like the Key West reporter who befriends the old man and helps him write his memoirs, a book that no one--the Mafia, the FBI, or the real heir to Delgatto's family business--wants to see published....

And before it's over, no one who touches the godfather is safe: not the sexy pet shop beautician, not the musclehead FBI agent with dreams of glory, not Bert the Shirt--the octogenarian ex-wiseguy who tries to save the day with the help of his ancient, constipated chihuahua.

Because who would dare target the godfather when there are so many others to choose from!