Jingle All The Way — Judy Mays

Oh, Jingle balls, jingle balls,
Jingle all the way.
Oh what fun it is to watch
Santa strip away.

What do you do with a two-hundred-pound stripping Santa who's freezing his jingle balls off? Warm him up and drop him into your hot tub, what else? Then make very sure he's completely thawed out…

Two nights before Christmas, Ruth's new neighbors pay Ruth a little visit, giving her a Christmas she'll never forget. Granted, vampires and werewolves aren't all that interested in Christmas. But they certainly know how to appreciate a pretty woman -- especially one who's feisty enough to stand up to both of them!

The pastry shop, Jingle Buns, which Daniella owns with her friends in Chicago, is a great success. But her heart's been broken often enough she's sure she'll spend her life alone. Her friends, however, refuse to give up. The German tourist, Maximilian Arnalt, will be perfect for Daniella. After all, everybody knows many Germans like kinky sex. The one thing they don't know is that Maximilian's a vampire.