Murdering Mr. Monti — Judith Viorst

“Highly entertaining…Sit back in the bubbles and enjoy.” -- The Philadelphia Inquirer

Brenda Kovner, a newspaper advice columnist and amateur psychologist in 1990s Washington DC, doesn't consider herself intrusive, just extremely interested in helping. If she knows the answer, she can't shut up -- even if no one's listening. Since Brenda knows what's best -- for everyone -- she secretly decides she must murder her son Wally's prospective father-in-law, before he can get to Wally. She has a foolproof plan. In fact, she has a million of them. But first she's got a few kinky desires of her own to satisfy.