The Worst Book Ever — Joe Fowler

Shane led a simple life as an accountant and would be writer. He is in love with Stacy, the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. They are best friends and even have a friends with benefits arrangement. Though he feels lucky to be with her at all, he wants more. On a night out with his male friends, Shane meets a mysterious woman, Emily. With a growing knot of fear, his night progresses through a whirlwind of confusion. She leaves as fast as she arrived. His fascination remained. Emily makes her appearance again under strained circumstances. It soon becomes apparent Emily is much more than she appears. With qualities leading them to believe she is a vampire, Emily enthralls both Shane and Stacy as they get wrapped up in a tangled mess. Together, the three of them look to be starting a threesome of potential bliss. Until the pain started. In a matter of days, Shane is thrown onto a disturbing roller-coaster ride of sex, fear, love, and cruelty. His simple life is over. The world of vampires isn't meant for nice guys.