The Road To Inconceivable — J.M. DeMatteis; Mike Ploog

Okay, so let me just get a few things straight. I'm not kidding around, here. All of this REALLY HAPPENED.

Y'see, some of the time this is gonna look like just what it is: my diary mcmoirs
j-e%krnal diary. But other times, well . . . you're gonna see -- REALLY SEE -- a lot of the things that happened to me. Kind of like watching a TV show or a movie of my life. And my little brother Matty's life, too. Before IT happened...

And after.

I promise I'll explain everything later. But I can't even START until I explain all the OTHER weirdoramic things that have happened to me. Like the fact that this diary HAS BEEN ENCHANTED.

Anyway, here it is. My enchanted diary. I was thinking about giving this whole thing a Big Dramatic Title. But I figure there's only one title that could ever really work:

ABADAZAD

Take it or leave it. Kate