Cadaver Blues — J.E. Fishman

When smoking-hot Mindy Eider walks into the office with a foreclosure notice directed to her elderly Uncle Gunnar, cynical debt man Phuoc Goldberg at first sees her as little more than the source of this month's rent payment. But Phu soon learns that Uncle Gunnar's problems run deeper and darker than the money he owes. The niece can't find him, suspicious characters lurk everywhere, and a sleazy bank has alarming designs on the old man's little house. Beguiled by Mindy's beauty and innocence-not to mention her breasts-Phu gets sucked further into playing detective with each passing unpaid hour, venturing from a small town near Wilmington, Delaware, to the snow-choked Pocono Mountains to dank mushroom farms closer to home. Before long he's seeking much more than debt relief for Mindy's wayward uncle. To everyone's surprise, the debt man won't end this fiasco looking for cash relief, but for cadavers.