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The Top 5 Ways NOT to Start Your First Day at a New School
1. Tell the hottest guy in class that he reminds you of an elf
2. Get enormongo cramps
3. Annoy one of the Populars
4. Make even the geeks pity you
5. Finally get the super powers you thought you'd NEVER have and explode all the windows in your English class.

I am SO not wearing tights and a cape!
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