The Glorkian Warrior and the Mustache of Destiny — James Kochalka

In volume 3 of James Kochalka's off-kilter science fiction series for young readers, the eponymous hapless space adventurer is joined by three horribly annoying little kids. Everything is terrible, and nothing is okay.

Well, that's not entirely true. There's a really great mustache. And a valiant cup of coffee. And a truly dastardly villain. And the Glorkian SuperGrandma even makes an appearance

With gorgeous, lively illustrations and super silly humor "The Glorkian Warrior and the Mustache of Destiny," the third volume in the Glorkian Warrior series, is jam-packed with extra-gross gross-out humor and ludicrously bad decisions.