2000 Light Years from Home — Iain Benson

When James London is accidentally abducted by aliens, an evil genius takes the opportunity to become supreme world leader backed by his army of invulnerable genetically engineered super soldiers. Can London get back home and stop Kyson Wishbone from ruling the world? He'll certainly try! Along the way he will meet aliens, be thrown into a vacuum without a spacesuit, escape from prison, swing through a jungle and disrupt an FA Cup match. More importantly, can he keep hold of his phone?