Bad Endings — David Bussell

THE HORROR!

A budding actress auditions for a snuff film.
A divorcee signs up to a speed-dating séance.
A has-been Justin Bieber auctions off body parts to make ends meet.
A little girl brings her pet dictator to school.
Bruce Forsyth makes a surprise career move into cage fighting.
A skinned man goes for a deep tissue massage.
Richard Branson takes to abducting children apparently.
A man discovers a factory reset button up his bum.

A monster collection of killer flash fiction, Bad Endings features 99 frightful finales, catastrophic culminations and dire denouements. Whether you're a lover of short literature or just some dumb kid with ADD, Bad Endings is the book for you.

Things people have said about David Bussell:
“Hilarious.” Graham Linehan (Father Ted, The IT Crowd)
“Really good.” Shane Allen (BBC Controller of Comedy Commissioning)
“Ha!” Sam Bain (Peep Show, Fresh Meat)