Slaves of the Volcano God — Craig Shaw Gardner

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South Sea beauties feed a virgin-hungry volcano!

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Cowboys who sing as well as they shoot!

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Zabana the jungle lord ride his trusty elephant companion!

Roger Gordon's job in public relations was never this exciting. Not until a Captain Crusader Decoder Ring unlocked the secret worlds of his favorite B-movies come alive!

Now, he's on a reel-life adventure filled with Action! Romance! Danger! Especially Danger... since the self-proclaimed arch-villain Dr. Dread has kidnapped the ever-so-alluring Delores, the love of Roger's life.

With a little help from his friends -- the not-so-nasty Big Louie, the often-very-drunk Doc, and the ever-so- heroic Man in White -- Roger must triumph in Silver Screendom's weirdest Westerns, South Sea Thrillers, and Jungle Epics .

Or Dr. Dread will turn Our Hero's beloved Delores into just another face on the cutting room floor!

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