Excalibur — Colin Thompson

King Arthur has been overthrown -- long live King Arthur!

The Dark Ages are over and the wonderful Days of Yore have begun. Everyone is looking forward to a magnificent coronation of the new King Arthur, followed by huge amounts of legendary peace and happiness that will entirely cover the whole of Avalon and bring about purple tights for all. But there is a rebellion in the land. Brat, the old false king, and Bloat, a teenage dragon, have vowed to overthrow the lovely wonderful new King Arthur and bring back the Dark Ages. Can Morgan le Fey, Sir Lancelot, and a very thirsty vampire save the day?