The Electric Lunatic — Christopher Lesko

Eli is tired of his job at Fantastic Spray Tans. The customers there are crazy, his boss is crazy, and his search for a new job is driving him crazy. When the world around you appears gloomy it's easy to look for an escape. But sometimes the land of smiling sunshine is where you least expect it. Like all of Lesko's stories, you are advised to read at your own risk. And in the case of this one, you better have an antidote if you get poisoned.