Phone — Andrew Wheeler

A rude and arrogant businessman's life falls apart after he begins receiving silent call to his mobile phone.

…His assistant reinstalled the phone's software for him after lunch, but it rang twice during that afternoon's finance committee meeting. "Fuck," said Malfoy.
"You seem distracted," stated the VP of the acquisitions division.
"No shit," replied Malfoy.
"Aren't you supposed to be in London?" asked someone else…

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