It was a summer not soon to be forgotten. Fourteen-year-old Kelvin Reynolds and his ten-year-old brother Isaac were out hunting one boiling hot afternoon. They had embarked on a quest to kill a muskrat, and that is when began a misadventure that would hold the time-space continuum in its balance and affect the entire world as we know it.
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