Spring Killing

Now, before I say anything else, no Nikis or Jeanies were hurt in the making of this story. I'm only saying this because we don't exactly have the best track record with swings or outdoors or Niki and Jeanie. I mean you wouldn't blame me for doing what I did. Would you? I mean you shouldn't, because they drove me to it with their whining and complaining! YOU WOULDN'T BLAME ME FOR LETTING THEM RIPEN IN THE... Who is the Lakeside Killer? Why have no bodies been found? What makes this murderer target teenage girls? Where did this gruesome butcher find such a sense of humor? No one knows. Mirror, Mirror on the wall... How many girls have I killed so far? Two this past summer Two more in the spring Here and there and well that other thing The killings so swift, calculated and clean I barely had time to rip out her spleen. This young author is truly an artist. Her dark comedy will take you on a crazy ride full of letters and laughter, terror and excitement, and possibly maniacal, mysterious fun!