Nothing the Fish Talker

Aliens visit Earth, but they don't want the pesky natives to interrupt their mission. So they settle where humans won't bother them: the bottom of the Pacific Ocean.

No problem. They're fish.

Freddie Flug lives in his mother's basement and works for a boring government agency. His fiancée has dumped him. Life sucks.

While vacationing on Easter Island, Freddie has a chance encounter with the aliens and discovers a magical talent. He can comprehend their language.

So begins a dialogue in which the aliens relate oddly familiar mythological tales that present their view of life and the universe.

But the alien fish have an ulterior motive, and Freddie has to travel to the bottom of the sea to save humanity.

Nothing the Fish Talker is a sci-fi comic romp that skewers the meaning of life, theology, mythology, ecology, and seafood.