Meet the Hormones

Bill and Evelyn Harrison lead dauntingly normal lives. Until, that is, they fall victims to their Hormones. Testosterone, in between working on Bill's bald patch and making him needlessly aggressive, is spurring him on to make idiotic remarks: 'Oi! You! How dare you say my wife's attractive!' Evelyn's Oestrogen and Progesterone, meanwhile, are in love with their power: 'We're soothing.' '.but spiteful.' 'We're regular.' '.but unpredictable.' 'We could spend the morning giving her cramps.' '.or take the week off and let her worry about her period being late.' 'We're a paradox.' They're your conflicting impulses; they're your basest instincts; they're the perpetrators of your most embarrassing and humiliating moments, and the instigators of pure bliss. They're the realisation of your worst fears. Meet the Hormones.