INSTEAD OF SOLITAIRE

INSTEAD OF SOLITAIRE is the end result of a life spent exhausting the possibilities of being big, male, smart and beautiful. Following is a Q&A with DENNIS DOPH the poet who made it happen.

What is the reason for "Instead of Solitaire"?
TO MAKE YOU OLD POETRY DOGS SIT UP ON YOUR HAUNCHES AND BARK.

Why are Americans expected to mellow out when they past fifty?
BECAUSE IT IS TRADITION. BUT THEN WE ARE NOT ALL MARRIED TO LAURA BUSH.

Why are you determined to rattle everybodys cage?
WHY ARE YOU DETERMINED TO LIVE IN ONE?

What should the casual reader expect from "Instead of Solitaire?"
THE CASUAL READER SHOULD JUST WHEEL HIS LAME BUTT DOWN THE ROAD AND NEVER CRACK IT. INSTEAD OF SOLITAIRE IS NOT ABOUT CASUAL.

You have been called a Professional Gay Man. Is that true?
PROFESSIONAL TOP. NEXT QUESTION.

Is there a reason for "Instead of Solitaire"?
IS THERE A REASON FOR VIAGRA?

Come fly DENNIS DOPH if you want a long,wild, frequently rough ride.