About This Book
They would save the wicked from the pious, the rich from the poor, scar the tundra, torch the rain forests, confront sleazeballs and die a thousand times over if necessary. Yes, blowhard Dave and his loyal companion Dennis are off on the nuttiest and wildest adventure ever in the history of ever: a cross-country motorcycle trip begun from the frozen Midwest on the first day of winter. What a ride it is! In Volume One of this epic adventure, these two heroes wage desperate battles against humanity's most despicable enemies: poets, wine connoisseurs, shoe sniffers, newspaper editors, creative writers, vegetarians and people who chew food with their mouths open. And they unravel some of life's deepest mysteries, like why old people walk so slow, and why some people don't wear underwear. They meet every crazy imaginable, slaughter deserving idiots, ruin countless lives and wreak physical and emotional havoc on a nationwide scale as they ride through an open air asylum. I Got Stinky Feet, Volume One: Open Air Asylum is an illustrated comic novel that shreds the worlds snobs, slobs, losers and idiots. It's a brilliant mix of slapstick comedy and knife-edge satire that abounds with side-splitting laughter. No wussy chortles here; just earth-shaking belly laughs.
