This little book considers the Three Great Boons given to Humankind: Caffeine, Nicotine, and Golf, exceeded in value only by Whiskey, because Whiskey serves as the Advance Agent of Civilization. (So says Mark Twain.)
It wonders whether the Great Giver ever indulges.
It hopes to make you smile and to make you think. If it does either or both, it succeeds.