Dear Cthulhu: Have a Dark Day

Another volume of the collected advice columns of Dear Cthulhu. Good advice for those that badly need it or at least so bad they need it. Dear Cthulhu is a multisynicated that has appeared in many magazines including: Dig It Real, Trail of Indiscretion, Cthulhu Sex Magazine, Tales of the Talisman, Abyss & Apex, and the Nth Zine. Dear Cthulhu welcomes letters and questions at [email protected]. All letters become the property of Dear Cthulhu and may be used in future columns. "Dear Cthulhu provides the finest advice to needy readers. Lord Cthulhu is the greatest and mightiest provider of guideance for mere mortals. Dear Abby is like unto a flea on His behind in comparison. Dr. Phil is but carbuncle upon one of His might appendages. All hair Great Cthulhu, eldest of the Old Ones, and your ONE source for sound advice. If you want to stay out of Arkham Asylum, Dear Cthulhu is your only hope." - Hildy Silverman, Publisher Space and Time Magazine