Adios, Tobias Griffin

While on a class trip to Chicago, high school senior Tobias Griffin is drafted into the ranks of the US Armed Forces while waiting in line for the latest installment of American Idol. Tobias suddenly finds himself sucked into a world of disorganization and partial truths, relying heavily on his training DVD’s and the inspirational armying novel We Are American, by the anti-revolutionary author PT Bucket, to help him lead a crackpot group of elite marksmen, codenamed ‘Delivery Boy’. Their mission: to promote the ideals and sanctities of the American government using their celebrity status and sex appeal against the revolutionary ploys of an enemy that may or may not exist, donating their lives in the final attempt to change the way the American people feel about their once great nation’s current political agendas.