A Kentucky Colonel in King Arthurr

A botched alchemical experiment tosses Hal Morganthe scion of a wealthy family and perhaps a relative of Twains Hank Morgan--into a whacky dimension, where the characters of Arthurian legend indeed exist!  Hal soon finds himself involved upon a dangerous quest to save Arthurs court from the plotting of a mysterious black knight.  Joined by a sprightly female warrior and a whimsical thief, Hal must confront a mangy werewolf, talking salmon, an exceedingly amorous Morgan Le Fay, belligerent giants, man-eating witches, a libidinous troll princess, walking eyes, a kelpie, and a dangerous magical forest before he can unmask and defeat Arthurs adversary.  At times humorous, at times satirical, A Kentucky Colonel in King Arthurs Court is a fast-paced adventure in the style of that grand old fantasy magazine Unknown Worlds.  Also included is The Swamp Maiden of Venus, a bittersweet tale of youthful romance and a boys addiction to fantasy.