What you're about to read is unquestionably a total fabrication, the thinnest tissue of lies with no bearing on reality, in other words; completely a work of fantasy fiction. Any resemblance to any being or creature living, dead, mythological, or fictional is purely coincidental or for the purpose of cheap humorous satire and parody. No harm or defamation is intended. No actual over-endowed, lushly curved, voluptuous, beautiful sorority women, goddesses, or supah-heroines were harmed during the production of this manuscript. Although a number of them were imagined in embarrassingly vivid detail.