Book List:28 titles
  • Here's the best-selling sequel to the hilarious Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!Is is possible? Can an ordinary kid become a multimillionaire in one short week?Jason Nozzle thought so. What gave him the idea was a book he dug up in the park--a...


  • Is it possible? Can an ordinary human being really become a perfect person in three short days?Milo Crinkley thought so. What gave him the idea was a book that fell on his head one day at the library--a book with the impressive title Be a Perfect Per...


  • From the author of The Obnoxious Jerks, a tale of hardcore gamers who try to keep their town from banning arcades . . .It's 1983, long before the heyday of personal computers and home consoles, so the only serious videogames are the wildly popular qu...


  • From the author of Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!, here's the hilarious sequel to Hooples on the Highway:Alvin Hoople can't face Halloween without the annual haunted house in the neighbors' garage. But when that neighbor's steaming cauldron ...


  • Here's the best-selling sequel to the hilarious Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!Is is possible? Can an ordinary kid become a multimillionaire in one short week?Jason Nozzle thought so. What gave him the idea was a book he dug up in the park--a...


  • What if you and your scorecard could control the biggest baseball game of the year?   There's a wild, weird night of baseball in store for Nottingham Shoppers fan Jake Kratzer. The pennant is on the line, and it's do or die for his favorite team. Wh...


  • Thinking that his new home town in Nevada is a tacky place full of cheap thrills, Ivan Zellner is relieved when he finds classmates who feel the same that he does, and resolves to turn things around. Reprint. SLJ. AB. ...



  • From the bestselling author of Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days! and the Academy-award-winning creator of Rolie Polie Olie comes the big tall tale about a pint-size hero:Meet Rhode Island Red, an egg-sized human who's the greatest hero the smal...







  • WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A COMMERCIAL STEPS OUT OF YOUR TV SET AND INTO YOUR LIFE? The ads on TV said the basketball shoes were New! IMPROVED! Amazing! NEAT! Arnold Schlemp just had to have them. He had to. That was all there was to it. But by the end...


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  • From the bestselling author of Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!Why are thousands of wild-eyed tourists running through the streets of Gerbil, Pennsylvania, twirling miniature lariats? Why are swarms of desperate gerbils desperately scampering ...


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    Gerbil was an absolutely ordinary little community. But things began to change… When the sleepy town of Gerbil, Pennsylvania, decides to put itself on the map with the First National Drive-Thru Museum of American Sightseeing and Clean Rest Rooms...


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    CHICKEN FOR BREAKFAST... ...and lunch, dinner, and in-between snacks -- 211 chicken meals in all! That's what Oscar has to eat to win a chicken-eating contest and save his inventor cousin from a horrible fate. But it won't be easy. A woman with...


  • From the author of Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!, here's the hilarious sequel to Hooples on the Highway and The Hooples' Haunted House: Thanksgiving! Turkey! Pumpkin pie! Parades! Alvin Hoople and his family are off to his grandparents' ho...


  • “Oh No! … This can’t be happening!” Alvin Hoople just can't wait to get to Philadelphia. He'll see the Liberty,Bell, Independence Hall, and the U.S. Mint. The best thing will be the Phillies baseball game. Alvin is the world's biggest Phil...




  • Is it possible? Can an ordinary human being really become a perfect person in three short days? Milo Crinkley thought so. What gave him the idea was a book that fell on his head one day at the library--a book with the impressive title Be a Perfect Pe...


  • From the author of Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days! and the Pulitzer prize-winning illustrator of Uncle Pirate:The giant video game that appears one day in Pete's Pizza Palace is the strangest one Oscar Noodleman has ever seen. It looks more l...


  • From the author of The Obnoxious Jerks, a tale of hardcore gamers who try to keep their town from banning arcades . . .It's 1983, long before the heyday of personal computers and home consoles, so the only serious videogames are the wildly popular qu...



  • Milo Crinkley perfect? You've got to be kidding! One day at the library, a book fell off the top shelf and hit Milo on the head. It was called Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days! The book's author, Dr. K. Pinkerton Silverfish, didn't look too ...


  • From the author of Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!, here's the hilarious sequel to Hooples on the Highway:   Alvin Hoople can't face Halloween without the annual haunted house in the neighbors' garage. But when that neighbor's steaming cauld...



  • Although his mother warns him that if he continues to watch television so much he will turn into one, Ogden Pettibone does not believe her until he discovers a clear, color picture glowing on his stomach...