The Long Trial of Nolan Dugatti — Stephen Graham Jones

"Suicide notes from a father who can't quite manage to kill himself, the nine final hours of customer support at a help desk for a video game no one has played in almost a decade, train-length, time-traveling, hyper-adaptive super-centipedes, lethal shrimp cocktails, ninjas (blind and otherwise), and a posthumous Pong match all cryptically connect..."--Zack Wentz