S.G. Browne

Breathers

1 - Breathers: A Zombie's Lament (Mar-2009)
2 - I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus (Nov-2012)

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  Breathers: A Zombie's Lament
  

  • Mar-2009
  • / Horror
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  Breathers - 1
  

  For fans of Max Brooks's The Zombie Survival Guide and zombie aficionados everywhere, a hilarious debut novel about life (and love) after death. Meet Andy Warner, a recently deceased everyman and newly minted zombie. Resented by his parents, aband...

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  Fated
  

  • Nov-2010
  • / Contemporary Romance
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  Rule #1: Don’t get involved. Over the past few thousand years, Fabio has come to hate his job. As Fate, he’s in charge of assigning the fortunes and misfortunes that befall most of the human race -- the 83% who keep screwing things up. And wit...

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  Lucky Bastard
  

  • Apr-2012
  • / Literary
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  Meet Nick Monday: a private detective who's more Columbo than Sam Spade, more Magnum P.I. than Philip Marlowe. As San Francisco's infamous luck poacher, Nick doesn't know whether his ability to swipe other people's fortunes with a simple handshake is...

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  Shooting Monkeys in a Barrel: Ten Twisted Tales
  

  • Apr-2012
  • / General Fiction
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  From the author of Breathers, Fated, and Lucky Bastard comes a collection of ten dark and humorous tales about extraterrestrial sex toys, a family of luck poachers, a group of professional guinea pigs, the immortal personifications of the Seven Deadl...

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  I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus
  

  • Nov-2012
  • / Horror
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  Breathers - 2
  

  He sees you when you’re sleeping . . . he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of ...

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  Big Egos
  

  • Aug-2013
  • / General Fiction
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  Does your lifestyle not fit the person inside you? Then try someone else on for size Call him whatever. Call him whomever. He can be any legally authorized fictional character or dead celebrity he wants for six to eight hours, simply by injecting...

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  Less Than Hero
  

  • Mar-2015
  • / General Fiction
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  With the razor-sharp satire that earned him rave reviews for Big Egos and Lucky Bastard, among others, S.G. Browne delivers another irresistible read, about an unlikely band of heroes who use their medical complications to gain fame, confront villain...

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  Lost Creatures
  

  • Jun-2021
  • / Magical Realism
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  The new collection of short stories from the author of Breathers and Lucky Bastard.A family of luck poachers receives a phone call that sets them off in the hopes of reversing their bad fortune. At a singles mixer for chemical elements, a luminous-ye...

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