Great Smile Robbery — Roger McGough

The Stowaways: For two young boys living in Liverpool and eager for adventure, life is never dull! One day they run away to sea, the next they discover Viking treasure. The only trouble is, their adventures never turn out quite how they expect, for a stowaway's life is fraught with difficulties...

The Great Smile Robbery: The search is on for the owner of the Best Smile in the World! Emerson has a nice smile - in fact he has a cupboard full of smiles: warm-hearted ones, cheeky ones, shy ones and sad ones. He should be able to win the competition - but the dastardly Stinker Gang have other plans...