Web Site Story — Robert Rankin

They wrote it off as a scare story. The Millennium Bug, the non-event of the twentieth century. But they were wrong, because the Bug was real. Is real. It's a computer virus and it's about to make the deadly species crossover from machine to mankind. The Black Death was spread by rats. But this plague will be spread by a mouse. The computer mouse. And do you know how many different kinds of computer viruses there are? And just what they do? And just what they might do to you if you become infected? No? Then read this book and learn the terrible truth.
Or perhaps you'd rather take a holiady in Brentfordland? Formerly known as Brentford, this Thamesside Shrangri-La is now London's first-ever suburban theme park and holiday village. A world of excitment, relaxation and fabulous fun, waiting for you. To find out more, log on the Brentfordland web site. Just give your computer mouse a wiggle.
Go on.
What harm can it do?