Oli Jacobs

• Dec-2013
• / General Fiction
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Curse of the Ellipsis. . . is the 3rd volume of Filmic Cut, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Curse of the Ellipsis. . . is possibly the darkest Fi...

• Jan-2014
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The crazy world of Bad Sandwich is now in paperback. Following the story of a man and the titular substandard snack, he soon finds himself on a quest for the unquantifiable Zazz. Meeting a range of bizarre characters including the terrifying Mr Stank...

• Mar-2014
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Kirk Sandblaster is back! And this time, he's chilly. . . tasked by the Government of Universia to chart the Dark Quadrant, our valiant space adventurer dives straight in. Along with his Zaarian comrade, Xlaar, they land on a world of ice and snow, a...

• Jul-2014
• / General Fiction
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Guy just woke up to a world of questions. First of all, he has the mother of all hangovers, the kind that breaks a man for at least a day or two. Second, he has no idea who the blonde in bed with him is, and why they are both naked. Third, he doesn't...

• Nov-2014
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Title Pending is the 4th volume of Filmic Cuts, short stories by Oli Jacobs. Featuring 13 stories that traverse the realms of horror, drama and comedy, with a little poetry in between, Title Pending will bring a smile, bring a chill, and bring a chuc...

• Mar-2015
• / Science Fiction
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The man they call Kirk Sandblaster is bored, and ready for the challenge of a lifetime. However, when that doesn't come along, he is enticed by the infamous Game of Yloria, a competition pitting the best of the best in Universia against each other to...

• Sep-2015
• / General Fiction
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What is life like as a donut? What is P22067? And dare you play a game of Roulette? Enter the darkened room of Filmic Cuts once more, as Oli Jacobs brings you Filmic Cuts 5: Suplex Sounds of the 70s. A book filled with tales glazed in greasy kebab me...

• Oct-2015
• / Fantasy
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Enter Bad Sandwich, a world where everything is, quite frankly, utterly insane. Psychotic puppets. Wise dogs. Worlds made out of fabric. Banana cowboys. Sentient jelly. All faced during a quest for the unknown substance known as "Zazz". You don't so ...

• Jul-2016
• / Mystery
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""I woke up in Hell..."" And so begins the saga of Mr Blank. Left in the desert, mutilated beyond all recognition and with no memories left to help find out who he is, Blank makes his way to the desert town of Rattler's Creek to find answers. However...

• Nov-2016
• / Horror
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"The year is 1952, and the town of Little Thwopping is prospering. The menfolk are working hard, the womenfolk are keeping the homes in order, and literally nothing can go wrong. In fact, things go horrifyingly right when every woman in Little Thwopp...

• Apr-2017
• / Science Fiction
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When his cash isn't good enough anymore, Kirk Sandblaster is left in a pickle. However, it seems no beings money is working, and that the Universal economy is about to crash. Naturally, only one man can prevent this crisis from happening, but as he w...

• Jun-2017
• / Science Fiction
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Woosh! Kirk Sandblaster thinks he's a lock for Universia Man of the Year, but when suave "Time Adventurer" Montague Santiago ends up with the trophy, it kicks off a whole adventure through both time and space. With Xlaar along for the ride, Sandblast...

• Aug-2017
• / General Fiction
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Filmic Cuts returns, with more tales of tickling terror for you to wirelessly inject into your ocular nerves. This time, take a trip to Tumorville. Have 40 Winks at your local hotel. And ask yourself, Do You Know What Fear Is? Including stories about...

• Feb-2019
• / Science Fiction
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WAR!That's the situation on the planet Zaaria. Overwhelmed by overpowered Rebels, the hopes of the planet rest in one space adventuring duo.Kirk Sandblaster & Xlaar.This time, though, it's personal. Zaaria is Xlaar's planet, and it's his family who g...

• Jan-2020
• / Science Fiction
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BZZZZ!Technology has gone rogue in Universia. Everything from robots, computers, even vending machines are in revolt, doing anything they can to harm anyone made of fleshy goodness. And who is the fleshbag they want to harm the most?Kirk Sandblaster....

• May-2020
• / Horror
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Book Bloggers Novel of the Year Award 2021 FINALISTWelcome to Wilthaven!A quiet English town that thrives on local produce, old fashioned values, and survival against the rule of an Eldritch Abomination. Here, you will enjoy endless walks, soothing s...

• Jun-2020
• / General Fiction
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The second volume of Filmic Cuts appears from Oli Jacobs, this time calling itself a Luchador Monkey Crisis. Inside, you will find tales that see a race against time, a plea for safety, and 2 men with a very macabre profession...A book that visits so...

• Jun-2020
• / Horror
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Welcome to Station 17...A research station based in the northern Atlantic Ocean, it was built to research the depths below, but now is home to madness and mayhem. In these 2 tales set aboard the titular location, two men will find themselves driven t...

• Jun-2020
• / General Fiction
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Welcome to Filmic Cuts, where the collected works of Oli Jacobs (The Children of Little Thwopping, Kirk Sandblaster) come to roost. In this volume - Sunshine & Lollipops - you are first introduced to the variety of chuckles & chills that make up the ...

• Jul-2020
• / General Fiction
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Adventure! That's the mantra of one Kirk Sandblaster! As a gallivanting man around space, he's ready to dive feet-first into whatever the Universe throws at him! Along with his Zaarian sidekick Xlaar, Kirk Sandblaster is ready to zip, zoom and laugh ...

• Jul-2020
• / General Fiction
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Woosh!Kirk Sandblaster thinks he's a lock for Universia Man of the Year, but when suave Time Adventurer Montague Santiago ends up with the trophy, it kicks off a whole adventure through both time and space. With Xlaar along for the ride, Sandblaster ...

• Feb-2021
• / General Fiction
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Party!After battling the robots of Universia, Kirk Sandblaster needs a break. And what better way to relax than to attend a Black Hole Party! The chance to mingle with the elite, eat fancy foods, and watch a giant ball of rubbish be gobbled by a blac...

• Feb-2022
• / Horror
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In the gated community of Anton Court, everything is normal enough. The five families living there get on, and the assigned caretaker makes sure that nothing is out of sorts. All is well and everyone is happy.Until the hole appears.Perfectly round an...

• / General Fiction
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Let me tell you about hubris...Walking a train line is only the beginning of Mr Blank's journey toward revenge. After surviving the dangers of the desert and those who prowl within, he boards an overnight train to The City and an appointment with a c...

• / Horror
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When the plumbing around the centre of West Crumb starts to overflow, everyone believes the problem is a series of badly blocked drains.What they don't expect is a fatberg the size of a double-decker bus.Council worker Ronald Pile is tasked with clea...