Cassie Atwood and Kurt Desmond are small time private investigators, catching wayward husbands, stray dogs and other boring cases around the sleepy oceanside slum of Seaside Heights.
Until one day, a client comes in, offering them forty grand. All they've got to do is find a local cave, snap a few pictures of the ancient art on the wall. Easy.
But the pair soon find themselves embroiled in a 10,000 year old mystery. And they might just discover that we're not alone.