Book List in Order: 25 titles

  • A hilarious book of counting, colours, animals... and queuing for the loo! In this riotous rhyme from Nicholas Allan, the queue for the loo gets very long indeed, as a series of multi-coloured animals impatiently join!Count, spot colours, spot animal...


  • From the creator of The Queen's Knickers comes a hilarious and charming look at what makes each dad different, and why dads are the very best!This dad can't sing like a pop star or cook like a chef...but, he can help with tricky homework, tell amazin...


  • A jolly escapade through the world of potties, royalty and tiny accidents in this hilarious romp from the bestselling creator of The Queen's Knickers, Nicholas Allan. It's time for the prince to use his potty, so it's off to the Royal Potty Workshop!...


  • Aunt Edna has created a no-nonsense nanny android to make sure Billy and Alfie don't have any fun. But then Alfie discovers how to override Auntie Anne-Droid's programming and nothing can stop them eating all the Cheeki Choko Cherry Cakes they like ....


  • Uh-oh -- help Father Christmas navigate Christmas Eve with the gurgliest, rumbliest tummy. A naughty Christmas treat from Nicholas Allan, creator of "Father Christmas Needs a Wee "Father Christmas is back, and this time he's had three helpings of sp...


  • Uh-oh -- help Father Christmas navigate Christmas Eve with the gurgliest, rumbliest tummy.      Father Christmas is back, and this time he's had three helpings of sprouts! As he tries to deliver the presents, his tummy rumbles, gurgles and groa...


  • From the author of The Queen's Knickers and Where Willy Went comes a warm witty look at the world of the Royal Baby and the Royal Nappy Meet the Royal Baby, Nanny, who looks after the Royal Baby, and the all-important Royal Nappy Cabinet, in this...


  • Babette and Bill are joined by a ribbon of hearts. They are always together through thick and thin. But when Babette falls ill, the two friends are parted and they are both broken hearted. Until they discover that even when they can't see the ribbon ...


  • This is a special new enlarged edition of the bestselling Christmas story told from the point of view of the grumpy innkeeper. When a night of angels, shepherds and bright stars keeps him from his sleep, is there anything that will cheer him up?...






  • A child-friendly picture book biography, featuring reproductions of Picasso masterpieces and a foldout representation of Picasso at workPeople were always saying, "No! No! No! Picasso!"But Picasso said . . . "Yes!"In this funny and accessible intr...


  • A funny and festive counting book about Santa really, really needing to go Father Christmas needs a wee. He's been drinking drinks since half past three . . .At each different house that he visits Father Christmas drinks and eats all the goodies lef...


  • Babies, babies, babies. Every time Mr. and Mrs. Tail go to bed at night, they end up with three more bunnies. They love each one but nine is enough! So they try a new bed and kick out the cat, but it's only when they sleep apart on the floor that bun...


  • A gentle tale of a girl, her dog, and what happens when the time comes to say goodbye Dill the dog knows his time is up, so he packs his case and tells Lily, his owner, that he's off "up there." "Can I come too?" asks Lily. "Er . . . not yet," replie...


  • Hilariously funny, warm, endearing and totally non-threatening - this small masterpiece from Nicholas Allan presents the facts of life to young children in a unique but totally accessible way. A godsend for any parent faced with awkward questions....


  • Never before have the facts of life been presented in such an accessible—or novel—way. Our hero is Willy, a little sperm who lives inside Mr. Browne with 300 million friends. Every day Willy practices for the Great Swimming Race. And when the day...


  • A quirky take on a favourite Bible story.When the noisy, messy, bird arrives on the hermit’s quiet, tidy and peaceful island, the hermit is furious and he traps it in a cage. But then the hermit misses the bird’s song, and when the bird f...


  • This cheeky tale about bottoms cannot fail to raise a smile.A laugh-out-loud picture book, full of real insight and warmth, comes with an important message — whatever your body, or bottom shape, you should love yourself and celebrate the wonderf...


  • Young Billy Trunk has just started at his new school, but he thinks his classmates are really weird and longs for a friend just like himself—one who isn’t scaly, or furry, or green! So he looks on the Internet and finds Frank who likes all the sa...







  • Everyone can see the Queen's smart coats and dresses, but what does she wear underneath, particularly for a school visit? Through the eyes of a little girl hoping for a school visit by the Queen, the range of royal underwear is revealed, in all its r...





  • The innkeeper in Bethlehem recounts the story of the first Christmas from his own perspective as he complains about not being able to get to sleep because of all the knocks on his door, until a chorus of angels lead him to the stable to discover what...