Paranormal Hotel — Createspace

Tired of the daily grind? Need to get away from it all? Come to the Hotel Paranormal and leave reality behind. Luxurious amenities are available to entice your every sense and sate your every hunger. From our lavish lobby to our opulently appointed suites, we offer you the pinnacle of paranormal pampering. The staff at Hotel Paranormal are ready to cater to your every desire, with elvish porters and were-ish fitness instructors that are just a howl away. Our hospitality includes vampire-friendly dining, species specific suites and cutting edge stealth technology to insure your privacy as you indulge in our many activities... and guests. Book today while rooms are still available. At Hotel Paranormal, your satisfaction is guaranteed.