Can You Teach Me to Pick My Nose? — Martyn Godfrey

MEET JORDY SHEPHERD, SKATEBOARD CHAMPION
Jordy's the new kid in seventh grade and already he's famous. He's agreed to a skateboard face-off against ninth-grader Steve, king of the skaters. The only trouble is--Jordy has never been on a skateboard in his life!

Jordy got into this mess when his friend Chris tried to help him impress Steve's popular sister Marissa. Chris told her Jordy held the Ramp Championship back where he used to live. Marissa was very impressed, but obnoxious Steve called his bluff. Now Jordy is facing the humiliation of his life in front of Marissa and everyone else. Only one person might be able to save him--and she's Pamela, the most unpopular girl in school. But Pamela has her price...