WE'RE LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD LIFE-FORMS
Now, take the ultimate test that separates the Jedi from the jetsam!
By taking this exam you are expressing your genuine desire to join the proud ranks of the Galactic Alliance Diplomatic Corps. You are to be congratulated for your ambition and discrimination in seeking such a lofty professional goal. However--it is imperative that you also be cautioned: Your chosen vocation is a challenging one, and accordingly, this test of your qualifications will be equally challenging. But don't be intimidated--be empowered. For only the confident few will succeed.
ATTENTION STAR WARS FANS:
So, do you think you're a "Force" to be reckoned with, now that the Star Wars® Trilogy Special Edition is back in movie theaters?! Then get ready for the toughest test since Yoda put Luke Skywalker through his paces on Dagobah. Remember, not just anybody (or anything) can join the Galactic Alliance Diplomatic Corps. You've got to know your Fetts from your Hutts, your clearance codes from your Rebel ranks, your X-wings from your TIE fighters--and that's just the easy stuff.
If you think you know your Star Wars® facts and figures flawlessly, flip over your exam book, open the cover, and begin. But remember--do or do not. There is no try.