Universal — Kent Brindley

The college mascot is a unicorn. The freshman quarterback is an ex-pop star. Separate student groups really don't work well together. The professors are no better toward each other than the students are toward one another. Welcome to Universal University, the pride of the city of..., by way of the State of.... These are the tales of a freshman class that is about to experience a first semester unlike anything they have ever heard about before...