THIS IS THE TOTALLY INSANE STORY OF HOW I, RAFE KHATCHADORIAN,
- fought and overcame a diabolical teacher called the Dragon Lady,
- sold my soul to the school bully, a dollar at a time,
- wrestled with a real live bear, repeatedly,
- fell kind of in "like" with the most popular girl in school,
- went into the soda business and went bust,
- and accidentally-on-purpose hurt all the people I care about.
The worst days of my life were good sometimes.
But mostly they were hilarious.