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  • Bibliography:
    24 Books (2 Series)
  • First Book:
    October 2010
  • Latest Book:
    August 2020
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Full Series List in Order

Deadly Ever After

1 - The Fairyland Murders (Dec-2014)
2 - The Lady In Pink (Aug-2015)

F***ed Up Fairy Tales

1 - Curses! (Mar-2012)
1.5 - F***ed Up Fairy Tale News (Apr-2012)
2 - Froggy Style (Mar-2013)

Multi-Author Series List

Fairytale Retellings: Cinderella

Curses! (Mar-2012)

Fairytale Retellings: The Frog Prince

Froggy Style (Mar-2013)

Book List in Order: 24 titles



  • Love, lies & Methadone. Not your mother's Celebrity Rehab. From suburbia to the back alley shooting galleries of New York City comes a collection of previous published short stories by author j.a.kazimer. The Junkie Tales offers a voyeuristic glimpse...



  • Welcome to Sin City. Liars, cheaters and thieves fill the pages of this twisted short story collection. And let's not forget the dead hooker, beautiful tattooed lady, and a vibrator named after our 43rd president....




  • I'm no hero. In fact, up until a couple of days ago, I was the villain. Kidnapped maidens, scared kids, stole magic tchotchkes -- until I got into a little scrape with the union. Now I'm cursed with the worst fate in New Never City -- no matter what ...



  • If you enjoy the Onion, you will love the New Never News. It brings all your favorite fairy tales together in a very f***ed up way.From the author of the award winning of the F***ed Up Fairy Tale series (CURSES! & Froggy Style), comes the New Never N...



  • Orphaned after a freak manger explosion, the Messiah and his guardian angel arrive on the doorstep of Jace Miller, a disgruntled former soldier and playboy who reluctantly agrees to protect the Son of God from the forces of evil brewing beneath the c...





  • Part of the hot trend of revamped fairytales--from the films Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Mirror, Mirror and Snow White and the Huntsman to hit TV shows Once Upon a Time and Grimm--J.A. Kazimer's second raucous and irreverent book in the F***ed-Up...



  • Do you like your crime fiction with a little romance? How about sandy beaches and tequila with a splash of larceny? Welcome to SHANK.Ian Wilde is far from the marrying kind. The tattooed gambler knows sleeping with his best friend’s sister is a bad...








  • Dope. Sick. Love.
    Former rockstar, Colin Wilde lies dying on a dirty bathroom floor, a needle in his arm and the name of his murdered wife on his bluish lips. 
    Two years later, struggling to stay clean, he meets Zoe, a woman with ties to his ...



  • THE ASSASSIN'S HEART
    When CIA assassin Hannah 'Six' Winslow mistakenly kills the wrong man, she vows never to take another life. Unfortunately Hannah's superiors believe the killing was intentional. Now Hannah is the target. Hannah always knew it ...



  • Not all endings are happy... Blue Reynolds knows the darker side of New Never City-the side that's hopped-up on fairy dust and doesn't care if your house gets blown down. Rent's due and his PI business is all but make believe. But even Blue shudde...



  • Coming home to find a dead body in your living room isn’t the best way to end a long day’s work, especially when that work is as New Never City’s premier blue-haired PI. It’s even worse when the corpse is your intern, electrocuted to death, a...



  • From the author of the F***ed-Up Fairytale novels (CURSES! & Froggy Style) comes an equally f***ed-up version of the Dicken's classic, A Christmas Carol. 
    She's not your fairy godmother's Scrooge, and this ain't a wonderful life. 
    On Christ...



  • From the author of CURSES! comes a very f***ed-up version of Little Red Riding Hood. A racy red-hooded woman going over the river and through the dark and dangerous woods. A less-than-sweet granny with a love of treats. And a big (in many), bad (in e...



  • Nothing is as sweet as it seems at the Sunrise Senior Living Community, especially the Red Velvet cake. A murderer is killing available bachelors as fast as kittens can lose their mittens. But Mother Hubbard is on the case, along with her wooden-legg...



  • There is a secret society bent on the destruction of the world as we know it. The group is known as the Center Ring. They began with the jesters of the ancient kingdoms of Europe and continue to the present day. The Center Ring will stop at nothing t...



  • The Assassin's Kiss, book 2 of the Assassins' Series by J.A. Kazimer Julia abandoned Nate Taylor on their wedding night after finding him in the arms of her stepsister, Sara. Now she is set to marry again, this time to a man who shares her upper-cru...






  • From the author of CURSES! comes a very messed up version of the Dicken’s classic, A Christmas Carol. She’s not your fairy godmother’s Scrooge. And this ain’t no wonderful life. On Christmas Eve, Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, plotting...



  • What does a reluctant hero, a narcissistic angel, a Zen-spouting Buddhist, and a demonic feminist have in common? Why the search for a kidnapped Baby Jesus in New York City, of course.When a pint-sized Messiah and his guardian angel arrive on the doo...



  • When a fashion magazine offers YouTube vlogger and model, Loey Lane, a cover shoot at the iconic Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel, she jumps at the chance, flying from her small hometown in Kansas to the City of Angels . . . and ghosts.

    Soon after...



  • When it comes to murder, sometimes it's better to be lucky than good.Ten years after leaving the small town of Gett, Florida, for Hollywood stardom, Charlotte "Charms" Lucky, who has never quite lived up to her surname, returns home to run the Lucky ...



  • When it comes to murder, sometimes it's better to be lucky than good . . .When she's not busy dodging the killer alligators and small-town gossip of Gett, Florida, Charlotte Lucky has her hands full keeping the family distillery up and running and pl...


Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

J.A. Kazimer has published 24 books.

J.A. Kazimer does not have a new book coming out soon. The latest book, Still as Death, was published in August 2020.

The first book by J.A. Kazimer, The Junkie Tales, was published in October 2010.

Yes. J.A. Kazimer has 2 series.