Ira Nayman

• Jun-2007
• / General Fiction
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Are you knowledgeable enough about current events to read No Public Figure Too Big, No Personal Foible Too Small? To find out, simply answer the following questions: Saddam Hussein was compared to Adolph Hitler, because he caused the deaths of approx...

• Oct-2008
• / Science Fiction
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Step into new worlds and read news dispatches from the Alternate Reality News Service, which regularly gets the scoop on The Associated Press, Reuters and the rest of the competition. In a series of articles written by the wire service's handpicked ...

• Mar-2010
• / Science Fiction
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Without fear, favour or the faintest connection to a universe that makes sense, Alternate Reality News Service reporters strive to bring you the most interesting, informative or least expensive news from the multiverse. This new collection of science...

• Jan-2012
• / Science Fiction
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If you don't read "Luna for the Lunies ," you will miss the following:

This is the future: an Apple Records logo stamped on the cheek of humanity...forever.

Proper attribution format in news articles must be maintained. This is what separate...

• Apr-2013
• / Science Fiction
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This hilarious science-fiction comedy novel follows the first case for Noomi Rapier, rookie investigator with The Transdimensional Authority â€" the organisation that regulates travel between dimensions. When a dead body is found slumped over a modif...

• Jun-2013
• / General Fiction
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It's crazy out there. No, really crazy. Crazier than we can imagine. And, we have pretty vivid imaginations when it comes to the crazy. When this affects your relationship with your life mate, your offspring, your other family members, your auto m...

• Jun-2013
• / General Fiction
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The Alternate Reality News Service is proud to announce its latest collection of paper cutting edge journalism! Oww! Better put some disinfectant on that reportage! The Street Finds Its Own Uses for Mutant Technologies is the fourth book in...

• Apr-2015
• / Science Fiction
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Think back to a time in your life that you made a decision that you now regret. Oh, don’t be so coy â€" everybody has one. Okay, maybe not Mother Teresa. Or, Bruce Springsteen. But, unless you’re Mother Teresa or Bruce Springsteen â€" and we’re...

• Jul-2016
• / Science Fiction
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The fourth book of Ira Nayman’s increasingly improperly named Transdimensional Authority series (really, would it have killed him to plan the series more in advance? George R. R. Martin planned the first 137 books in his series â€" it will take mor...

• Nov-2016
• / Science Fiction
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The seventh Alternate Reality News Service collection features news, reviews, interviews and other journalism from other universes. One chapter of the book focuses on how the Home Universe Generator(TM), the technology that allows ordinary people to ...

• Jun-2017
• / Science Fiction
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Alternate realities not alternative facts In the fifth novel in Ira Nayman’s Multiverse series (aka the Transdimensional Authority series, which is misleading because book four of the series was mostly about the Time Agency â€" honestly, if you bli...

• Jan-2019
• / Literary
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Dimsum Agglomeratizatonalisticalism spent three weeks in a neck brace, a legacy of whiplash from the government's constantly changing positions. Francis Grecoromacolluden was found wandering around downtown Washburningdington in Stupefying Snailman p...

• Jun-2019
• / Science Fiction
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The Alternate Reality News Service brings you the latest from Vesampucceri, the world's leading idiotocracy.Is President McDruhitmumpf cribbing talking points about border security from Hollywood movies? We'll be there! Who is the latest associate of...

• Jun-2019
• / Science Fiction
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Not All Alarm Bells Are In Your Head At the end of You Can't Kill the Multiverse (But You Can Mess With its Head), Doctor Alhambra, the chief scientist of the Transdimensional Authority, set up an alarm to warn him if a universe is succumbing to the ...

• Aug-2021
• / Science Fiction
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Two years after the discovery that Earth Prime 4-6-4-0-8-9 dash Omega is in imminent danger of collapse, the Transdimensional Authority has helped hundreds of millions… well, millions… okay, a lot of aliens immigrate to Earth Prime. How’s that ...

• Jul-2022
• / Science Fiction
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Emigrating to a new universe can be hard.   People in the new universe eat for sustenance (rather than get their energy directly from sunlight). Eww! They use umbrellas to protect them from the rain (rather than pianos and anvils and safes and o...

• Jul-2023
• / Science Fiction
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The 13th book in the Alternate Reality News Service series includes, among its other humorous fake journalism, two special reports: one on the way social systems break down and one on the way Artificial Intelligence is changing everything in our ...

• / Fantasy
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Amazing Stories, the home of Jules Verne and H. G. Wells, publisher of the first stories of Ursula K. Leguin and Isaac Asimov, is back in print after an absence of more than a decade! This relaunch of the iconic first science fiction magazine is pack...

• / Literary
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What a ride the McDruhitmumpf administration has been!The President’s choice for a vacant Extreme Court nomination turned out to be a horde of illegal four year-olds invading the United States of Vesampucceri who cooperated with Special Prosecu...

• / Literary
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The Alternate Reality News Service sends reporters to other dimensions and has them write news articles about what they find there. In ARNS and the Man, the news organizations' journalists focus on the United States of Vesampucceri, the world's fo...