Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire — Gordon Korman

...I'm a big fat liar!

Second grade was nothing. A baboon could feel special in second grade. But third grade? It's tough.

Brittany wears designer clothes. Kevin's good at sports. And I'm a world-champion nobody. That's why I lie. I have to! If I told the truth, I'd have nothing to say.

So check it out ... I've told so many wild stories, now everybody knows I'm somebody special. Somebody not to believe!