The Yellow Unterseeboot — Denis W. Schulz

He should have known better. It was the wrong time to visit Benghazi. Hillary had left it in ruins and the terrorists were arguing over what remained and he had forgot the words to ‘Allahu akbar!' Bernard Piffy, a middle-aged private detective scrunched into the body of a ten-year-old boy disguised as a girl had been adrift on a life raft in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean for four days when he was picked up by an Iranian submarine. He should have been thanking his lucky stars. Unfortunately, the sub was headed for Benghazi where the American embassy had just been stormed by terrorists. He had been hoping for South America. Also rescued from the life raft was Lt. Rochelle Hinds, a UN helicopter pilot on the way to Buenos Aires to marry Mohammed Atta -- the Mohammed Atta of 9/11. The Lieutenant and the little ‘girl' were given their own room on the crowded sub. One of the other passengers was Che Guevara. That did not bode well. The people running Benghazi wanted to talk to the little ‘girl.' A group of terrorists were preparing to smuggle a torpedo loaded with atomic wastes aboard the sub to start a Third World War. The convoy that was to escort Piffy to his conference with the leaders of Benghazi was ambushed by terrorists. One thing led to another, violence begot violence, Piffy stood off a mob. The sub's Captain soon convinced himself that the boy dressed as a girl was jinn sent by Allah to help him avoid the Third World War. He enlisted the child in the Iranian Navy. Benghazi, terrorists, a Yellow Unterseeboot? It was a devilish broth. If John Lennon were still alive he would set it to music…