Ugly Guide to the Uglyverse — David Horvath; Sun-Min Kim

Have you spent your whole life in search of the guide that will improve your mind, win you friends, and make you tons of money? Well, too bad. You'll just have to take this Ugly Guide instead! This Ugly Guide may not make you smart, popular, or rich, but it is guaranteed to unlock the secrets of the universe, such as:
- Who has been spending so much time in the Ugly police force 'time-out" room?
- What is with the blue water thing at the Ugly Beauty shop?
- When does Ice-Bat retire to his ice-box?
- Where does Jeero spend most of his time in a state of suspended animation?
- Why should you care?

Because UGLY is the new beautiful!