The Creepazoid's Nostrils — Betsy Haynes

Me? I'm Farley Inkelberger. My parents and teachers call me Farley; My friends call me Ink. But I'm really a genius. I know tons of interesting facts, like frogs can't swallow with their eyes open. But Roger's a moron, and proud of it. He's also my biggest enemy. Thank goodness for Lucy Poff. She's my best friend and a genius-wannabe. I don't know what would have happened to me without her when we ended up inside Roger Hunt's nose.