Toe to Toe — Deborah LeBlanc

Welcome to Clay Point, Louisiana, home to not-so-average Joes, and Nonie Broussard, a feisty Cajun and trouble magnet. After losing her job when the Garmin factory shuts down, Nonie is left with major money issues -- as in, she has none. Desperate, she has to turn to the one place she's avoided working since dropping out of college--her family's funeral home.
It wasn't that Nonie feared the dead. In fact the opposite was true. She sees them -- literally, and had been seeing the dead ever since she can remember. She tried telling her parents about it when she was a child, but they'd vehemently dismissed it to imaginary friends, so she'd stopped talking about it. There were only two people who actually knew Nonie's secret and knew she was the real deal. One was Buggy Mouton, her best friend since kindergarten, and the other was Guy Skinard, whom Nonie considered her one true love since the day she'd laid eyes on him in high school. Buggy now worked at MeeMaw's Café off of Main in Clay Point, and Guy, as usual, remained ever at her side -- the only difference being he'd died in a freak boating accident nine years ago. Still the prankster even in death, Guy loved causing chaos, especially with men Nonie occasionally dated. She could only imagine what mayhem he might stir up while mirroring her at the funeral home and mingling with the newly departed.
Only hours into the first day of her new job, pandemonium engulfs the funeral home, and much to Nonie's surprise, it has nothing to do with Guy. It's brought on by the family they're serving. Seventy-twoâ€"year-old Dover Fontenot, the Major of Clay Point, dies in a car accident after indulging in a little extra-curricular activity -- only the activity wasn't with his wife , Hazel. And when Dover's mistress, Anna Mae Turner, shows up at the funeral home for the visitation hell's gates rip open and Broussard's Funeral Home suddenly turns into a geriatric war zone.
Amidst the flying hairpieces, canes and curses, Nonie's best friend, Buggy, decides to drop by the funeral home with news she can't wait to share. A cable network in New Orleans wants to put together a paranormal investigation team and have them check out purported haunted locations in Louisiana. For every location with solid filming potential, each member of the team gets a five hundred dollar pay check. And Buggy knows without question that if anyone can sniff out the ‘restless' dead, it's Nonie.
Knowing nothing about paranormal investigation, but lured by the sound of the adventure and the dollar signs circling through her head, Nonie agrees to become part of the Boo Krewe, the name Buggy has formally given the makeshift team.
The lure of money may be one thing, but what Nonie doesn't realize is that occasionally the dead, so excited that someone can actually see and hear them, decide to follow her home, into her bed -- the bathroom -- the shower. And adding to this new-found frustration, Nonie barely finishes her first investigation when she gets a visit from Anna Mae Turner -- the mayor's former mistress -- now dead, as well, and harassingly insistent that Nonie bring her killer to light.
Nonie quickly learns that the ‘gift' she's carried since birth is really a giant wart on the butt of life -- and no amount of Compound W is going to make it go away!